You've led me astray, Jack! Not only does your penguin story date back to 2005, it was apparently confirmed as rumor by New England Aquarium officials around that time.
My Dear Readers,
I cannot in good conscience report that a child attending the New England Aquarium on a field trip managed to alude the watchful eye of teachers and chaperones in sneaking away from the group to dive into the penguin tank to catch and and later place inside his backpack a baby penguin.
When I first caught wind of this yarn, it made my day.
Regretfully yours,
Mgmt
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