Thursday, May 21, 2009

Do I?

have the biggest eyes in the universe, or do random foreign particles (dust, debris, etc.) blow into every one's eyes at least 10 times a day?  Why the world so dusty?  Someone should do a composition analysis of the random shit that lines the streets and so often blows through the wind and into my eyes, to figure out what it's made of.  I assume there is quite a bit contributing to the cause in one way shape or form.  To make the results easier to understand and interpret, they should make a pie chart.  I'll get us started with some likely offenders that will be pre-filled in your spreadsheets:   

dead sperm tails
dead sperm heads
various dead cells from the various parts of various animals
dust from old dead cells
pavement
cement
leather fragments
tiny shards of glass
pollen
baby rocks
shards of rubber from tires that drove over dead animals
dirt
grass
drugs

Whatever, isn't everything made out of carbon anyway? 

This was an exercise

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