Thank You Card

I found one in the mail yesterday from the mother of Bridezilla (see "Holy Matrimony" dated 10/7/08). Instead of thanks, however, she bestows her ill-conceived wrath upon Moose. She has unwittingly incurred mine. Stay tuned.  I'll be sure to post my response regardless of whether Moose allows me to mail it.  

The letter from Bridezilla's mother reads as follows:

Dear Moose,

Thank you for attending my daughter's wedding.  I wish for you, your mom & dad that none of your wedding guests are as disrespectful as you were at my daughter's wedding.  I was extremely embarrassed, shocked & mortified when I was told by the innkeeper about your behavior.  I wish you happiness.

Mrs. Bridezilla